Free To Good Home

One slightly used, very loud female baby. Comes complete with all supplies, including small pail of soiled diapers. Prefer that she go to nice stable gay or lesbian couple; will settle for straight couple if we have to. Race of adopting couple is unimportant save that they be human. Fundamentalist Christians need not apply.

Also free to good home, two dogs that wake said baby after three a.m. and one fat annoying cat.

Please, just come and take the goddamn things so I can sleep.

Thank you.